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After decades of alarm clocks, they have earned socks that say so. The Officially Retired Face Socks put the retiree’s face, wearing a pair of cartoon sunglasses, all over a sunny print of beach chairs, fishing rods, golf flags and coffee cups, with “Officially Retired” and the year on the cuff.

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They are the gift that steals the retirement party: coworkers can sign the card, and the socks get passed around for photos. Swap the wording if you prefer something else, like “Under New Management: Me” or “Gone Fishing 2027”.

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What to send. In the order notes box at checkout, paste the photo link and write the cuff wording and year exactly as they should appear. We print from your notes and do not send a proof first, so check spellings.

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Ordering as a team? One person can order and ship straight to the retiree, or to the office in time for the party. Processing takes 1-3 business days, and transit 7-14 business days.

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Shipping is free from the USA to the United States, Canada, Australia and New Zealand: 1-3 business days to process, then 7-14 business days on the way. If it is not right, send it back within 60 days with the free return label; we refund within 7 days of receiving it.

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The retiree’s face in sunglasses on a beach-chair print, with ‘Officially Retired’ and the year on the cuff.

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